perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”
one time Timber was on the radio and I hit black ice and spun out and I thought “oh god I’m going to die listening to Pitbull”